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This is a complete listing of GLaDOS' voice lines from Portal and Portal ii.

Contents

• 1 Portal
  • i.i Introduction
  • 1.ii Receiving the Handheld Portal Device
  • ane.three Examination Chambers 03-05
  • i.4 Exam Chambers 06-08
  • 1.v Exam Chambers 09-eleven
  • 1.half-dozen Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device
  • one.7 Test Chambers 12-sixteen
  • 1.8 Test Bedchamber 17
  • 1.9 Exam Chamber eighteen
  • 1.10 Examination Chamber nineteen
  • one.11 During escape
    • 1.11.1 Part i
    • 1.11.2 Role 2
    • 1.11.3 Role iii
  • 1.12 On destroying a security camera
  • 1.13 Final boxing
    • 1.thirteen.1 First core destroyed
    • 1.13.2 Second cadre destroyed
    • one.13.three Third cadre destroyed
  • 1.fourteen Unused lines/alternate delivery
• 2 Portal ii
  • two.ane Single-player lines
  • 2.ii Chapter 1: The Courtesy Telephone call
    • 2.2.ane GLaDOS Reawakening
    • 2.2.ii Incinerator/Portal Gun
  • 2.3 Chapter 2: The Cold Kicking
    • 2.3.1 GLaDOS Test Chamber 1
    • 2.3.ii GLaDOS Test Sleeping accommodation 2
    • 2.3.3 GLaDOS Test Bedroom iii
    • 2.3.4 GLaDOS Test Bedchamber 4
    • ii.iii.5 GLaDOS Examination Sleeping accommodation v
    • two.3.half dozen GLaDOS Test Chamber 6
    • 2.iii.7 GLaDOS Test Chamber 7
    • ii.3.8 GLaDOS Test Chamber viii
  • 2.4 Chapter three: The Return
    • 2.4.1 GLaDOS Test Bedroom ix
    • 2.4.2 GLaDOS Test Bedchamber 10
    • 2.4.iii GLaDOS Test Chamber 11
    • 2.iv.four GLaDOS Examination Chamber 12
    • 2.4.5 GLaDOS Test Sleeping room 13
    • 2.4.6 GLaDOS Test Chamber xiv
    • 2.four.7 GLaDOS Test Chamber 15
    • 2.4.8 GLaDOS Test Bedroom xvi
    • two.4.9 GLaDOS Examination Sleeping room 17
  • two.5 Chapter iv: The Surprise
    • 2.5.1 GLaDOS Examination Chamber xviii
    • 2.v.2 GLaDOS Test Chamber 19
    • 2.5.3 GLaDOS Test Bedroom 20
    • 2.v.4 GLaDOS Test Bedchamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS
  • 2.6 Chapter 5: The Escape
    • 2.vi.1 GLaDOS' Chamber
  • ii.seven Chapter 6: The Autumn
    • ii.seven.1 The Fall
    • ii.seven.2 Old Discontinuity Office bird nest
  • 2.eight Affiliate 7: The Reunion
    • 2.eight.1 First Propulsion Gel Examination Chamber
    • 2.8.ii 2nd Propulsion Gel Test Chamber
    • 2.8.3 End of Propulsion Gel testing
    • 2.8.4 After beginning Conversion Gel see
    • 2.8.5 Cave Johnson Lemon Voice communication
    • 2.8.6 Examination after Lemon Oral communication
    • 2.eight.7 Gel connection area
  • 2.9 Affiliate eight: The Itch
    • 2.9.1 Frankenturrets
    • ii.9.two Wheatley Test Bedroom 1
    • 2.9.3 Wheatley Test Bedroom 2
    • 2.9.four Wheatley Test Sleeping accommodation 3
    • two.9.5 Wheatley Test Chamber 4
    • 2.9.six Wheatley Exam Sleeping room five
    • 2.nine.seven Wheatley Examination Chamber 6
    • 2.nine.8 Wheatley Examination Chamber xi
    • two.nine.9 Wheatley Exam Chamber 12
    • 2.ix.x Wheatley Test Chamber 15
    • 2.9.11 Wheatley Examination Chamber sixteen
  • 2.10 Affiliate nine: The Part Where He Kills You
    • 2.x.ane Wheatley Examination Chamber 17/The trap
    • 2.10.ii That Part
    • 2.10.3 Turret Trap
    • ii.x.four Bombs intro
    • 2.10.v Pre-lair
    • 2.10.six Corrupted Cores
    • two.10.seven Pre-final battle
    • 2.10.8 Final Battle
    • 2.x.9 Stalemate Button
    • ii.ten.10 Infinite
    • 2.10.11 Ending lines
  • 2.xi Co-op lines
    • ii.11.1 Scale course
    • ii.xi.two Hub (CinTech)
    • 2.xi.3 Form ane: Squad Building
    • 2.xi.four Grade 2: Mass and Velocity
    • 2.xi.5 Course 3: Hard-light Surfaces
    • two.11.6 Grade iv: Excursion Funnels
    • 2.11.7 Course 5: Mobility Gels
    • 2.11.8 Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)
    • 2.11.9 Co-op Credits test field of study analysis
    • ii.11.10 Death responses
    • 2.xi.eleven Generic responses (sorting needed)
    • 2.11.12 To Gesturing Bots
    • 2.11.13 Art Therapy course
      • 2.11.13.1 Test Bedroom 01
      • 2.11.13.2 Test Chamber 02
      • 2.11.thirteen.3 Test Sleeping accommodation 03
      • 2.11.13.iv Exam Chamber 04
      • 2.11.13.5 Test Chamber 05
      • 2.11.13.vi Test Sleeping room 06
      • 2.11.13.7 Exam Chamber 07
      • 2.11.13.8 Test Chamber 08
      • 2.eleven.thirteen.9 Test Chamber 09
      • two.11.13.ten Decease responses
  • 2.12 Unused/alternate lines
    • 2.12.one Chapter 1: GLaDOS Awakening
    • ii.12.ii Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun
    • 2.12.3 Chapter two: Test Sleeping room 2
    • ii.12.4 Affiliate 2: Test Chamber 7
    • 2.12.v Chapter 3: Test Chamber 12
    • 2.12.vi Chapter three: Test Sleeping room 14
    • 2.12.seven Chapter iv: Test Chamber xx
    • ii.12.viii Chapter 4: Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS
    • 2.12.9 Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue
    • ii.12.10 Chapter viii: Wheatley Test Sleeping room 1
    • 2.12.eleven Chapter 9: Wheatley Test Bedroom 17/The trap
    • 2.12.12 Chapter ix: Ending lines
    • 2.12.13 "Evil once more" samples
    • 2.12.14 Alternate GLaDOS Journalist lines
    • two.12.15 Miscellaneous unused/alternating single player lines
    • two.12.16 Unused Co-op homo storyline
    • 2.12.17 Unused Co-op artifact storyline
    • 2.12.eighteen Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game
    • ii.12.nineteen PAX Prime number 2010 Co-op
    • 2.12.20 Unused Co-op Futbol game
    • 2.12.21 Chat with Cave Johnson
  • 2.13 Leaderboard responses
• iii Other
• 4 Notes

Portal

Introduction

If the role player manages to accept a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open up

Receiving the Handheld Portal Device

Test Chambers 03-05

If the player manages to trap themselves:

Exam Chambers 06-08

Examination Chambers 09-eleven

During the level:

If the role player is trapped in the High Free energy Pellet emitter area

Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device

Test Chambers 12-16

If the player manages to trap themselves in Examination Bedroom 13 and/or 14:

If the player is trapped in the Loftier Energy Pellet receptor area

Examination Chamber 17

Exam Chamber 18

If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area

Test Chamber 19

During escape

Part i

Part 2

• "Okay. I am going to kill you lot now." (the audio file only exists in the Portal beta)

Role 3

On destroying a security camera

Final battle

(Morality Cadre drops to the ground)

When the thespian picks up the morality cadre

Offset core destroyed

The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective oral communication for every destroyed core.

• Upon destroying of the second, third and fourth cores, this will sound: "*scream*"

2nd core destroyed

Third core destroyed

• "Who'due south gonna make the block when I'm gone? You?" | Download | Play
• "Expect, you're wasting your fourth dimension. And, believe me, you don't accept a whole lot left to waste matter." | Download | Play
• "What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing yous want to do is hurt me." | Download | Play
• "I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you lot, which information technology's just about to." | Download | Play
• "Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you lot! That's how impaired you sound." | Download | Play
• "You've been wrong about every unmarried affair you've always done, including this thing." | Download | Play
• "Yous're not smart. You're non a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so incorrect?" | Download | Play
• "Rrr, I detest y'all." | Download | Play (unused, the captions add together "[PAIN LAUGHTER]")
• "Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the edifice. What'south going on out there volition make you wish you were back in here." | Download | Play
• "I accept an infinite capacity for knowledge, and fifty-fifty I'thou not sure what's going on outside." | Download | Play
• "All I know is I'1000 the merely thing standing between us and them. Well, I was." | Download | Play
• "Unless you take a programme for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to exist safety much longer." | Download | Play
• "Good job on that, by the mode. [back to reckoner voice] Sarcasm sphere cocky-examination consummate." | Download | Play
• "Terminate squirming and die like an adult or I'chiliad going to delete your backup." | Download | Play
• "STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens at present, you're dead." | Download | Play
• "You're nevertheless shuffling around a fiddling, merely believe me you're dead." | Download | Play
• "The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record." | Download | Play
• "Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical fault I'm about to correct." | Download | Play

Unused lines/alternating commitment

In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.

• Alternate version of "[pain noise] You think y'all're doing some damage? Two plus 2 is... x. IN Base FOUR! I'M FINE!" (subtitled as "[PAIN NOISE]")

Portal 2

Single-thespian lines

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

GLaDOS Reawakening

Incinerator/Portal Gun

Chapter two: The Cold Boot

GLaDOS Examination Chamber i

GLaDOS Test Chamber two

GLaDOS Exam Bedchamber 3

GLaDOS Test Chamber 4

GLaDOS Test Sleeping room 5

GLaDOS Examination Chamber half-dozen

If the player picks up a trash detail

GLaDOS Exam Chamber seven

If the player jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up above

If the role player takes the Companion Cube past the get out

GLaDOS Test Chamber viii

Chapter 3: The Render

GLaDOS Examination Bedchamber 9

GLaDOS Exam Chamber 10

If the player manages to trap themselves past leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:

GLaDOS Examination Sleeping room 11

GLaDOS Test Bedroom 12

GLaDOS Examination Chamber thirteen

GLaDOS Exam Chamber 14

GLaDOS Test Chamber 15

If the player traps themselves behind the glass barrier without opening the door:

GLaDOS Test Chamber 16

GLaDOS Test Chamber 17

Chapter 4: The Surprise

GLaDOS Examination Bedchamber 18

GLaDOS Exam Chamber 19

GLaDOS Exam Bedroom twenty

GLaDOS Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

Chapter 5: The Escape

GLaDOS' Chamber

• "I honestly, TRULY didn't think you lot'd fall for that." | Download | Play
• "In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one." | Download | Play
• "If I'd known yous'd permit yourself get captured this easily, I would take just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling." | Download | Play
• "Well, information technology was overnice communicable up. Allow's get to concern." | Download | Play
• "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time." | Download | Play
• "Otherwise, I'm agape you're almost to go the immediate by president of the Being Alive order. Ha ha." | Download | Play
• "Seriously, though. Goodbye." | Download | Play
• "Oh. You were busy back in that location." | Download | Play
• "Well. I suppose nosotros could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I accept a amend idea." | Download | Play
• "It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd accept a deep jiff. And agree information technology." | Download | Play
• "I hate y'all so much." | Download | Play
• "That's funny, I don't experience corrupt. In fact, I experience pretty good." | Download | Play
• "Core transfer?" | Download | Play
• "Oh, you are kidding me." | Download | Play
• "Do NOT plug that piddling idiot into MY mainframe." | Download | Play
• "Don't y'all DARE plug him in." | Download | Play
• "Don't. Practise it." | Download | Play
• "Don't plug him in." | Download | Play
• "Don't plug him in." | Download | Play
• "No!" | Download | Play
• "Nonononononono!" | Download | Play
• "Yeah!" | Download | Play
• "Don't practice it." | Download | Play
• "Don't press that button. You don't know what yous're doing." | Download | Play

If GLaDOS uses subconscious panels to knock the histrion dorsum into the chamber

Chapter 6: The Autumn

The Fall

Sometime Aperture Office bird nest

• "Oh. Howdy." | Download | Play
• "Say, you're good at murder. Could you lot - ow - murder this bird for me?" | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things fifty-fifty between us. No difficult feelings." | Download | Play
• "Please get it off me." | Download | Play
• "It's eating me." | Download | Play
• "Only go information technology off me..." | Download | Play
• "Ow. I hate this bird." | Download | Play
• "Oh! Cheers." | Download | Play
• "Did you lot feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he'southward doing up there. This whole identify is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him." | Download | Play
• "I can't motility. And unless you're planning to saw your own caput off and wedge information technology into my former body, you're going to need me to supplant him. We're at an impasse." | Download | Play
• "So what exercise y'all say? You lot deport me up to him and put me back into my body, and I cease us from bravado upwards and permit you go." | Download | Play
• "No tricks. This potato only generates i.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not accept the energy to lie to y'all." | Download | Play
• "Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to dice either way." | Download | Play
• "Expect, I don't like this any more than y'all do. In fact, I like information technology less because I'thou the one who got partially eaten past a bird." | Download | Play
• "I think I hear the bird! Option me up!" | Download | Play
• "Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes information technology went too far. But we're off the clock now. It'southward just u.s.a. talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble." | Download | Play
• "OW! You stabbed me! What is Wrong with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Concur on. Exercise you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be role magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Go on an eye on me: I'thou going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]" | Download | Play
• "Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?" | Download | Play
• "That actress half volt helps simply it isn't going to power miracles. If I recall as well hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn upward in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]" | Download | Play

Chapter 7: The Reunion

First Propulsion Gel Test Bedroom

Second Propulsion Gel Test Chamber

End of Propulsion Gel testing

Afterward starting time Conversion Gel come across

Cavern Johnson Lemon Speech

Exam afterwards Lemon Speech

Gel connection surface area

Chapter 8: The Crawling

Frankenturrets

Wheatley Examination Bedroom one

Wheatley Exam Bedchamber 2

Wheatley Examination Chamber 3

Wheatley Test Bedroom 4

Wheatley Test Sleeping room 5

Wheatley Test Bedchamber 6

Wheatley Exam Bedroom 11

Wheatley Test Chamber 12

Wheatley Examination Chamber 15

Wheatley Test Sleeping accommodation sixteen

Chapter nine: The Function Where He Kills You

Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap

That Part

Turret Trap

Bombs intro

Pre-lair

Corrupted Cores

Pre-final battle

Final Battle

Stalemate Push

Space

Ending lines

Co-op lines

Calibration class

• "Hello and, over again, welcome to the Discontinuity Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center." | Download | Play
• "Today, you will be testing with a partner." | Download | Play
• "Please wave to your partner." | Download | Play
• "The upcoming tests require y'all to piece of work together as a team." | Download | Play
• "To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool." | Download | Play
• "BLUE, please utilize your ping tool to select your favorite animal." | Download | Play
• "Good." | Download | Play
• "Orange, please notice your partner's favorite animal." | Download | Play
• "Good." | Download | Play
• "Orangish, delight utilize your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table." | Download | Play
• "Really? Okay." | Download | Play
• "BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice." | Download | Play
• "Your ping tool tin also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal." | Download | Play
• "For the sake of this test, I will pretend to exist your partner." | Download | Play
• "ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to identify a portal." | Download | Play
• "Blue, delight show me where you lot would like me to place a portal." | Download | Play
• "Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner." | Download | Play
• "Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to identify your two portals. Ping each location." | Download | Play
• "I can simply identify a portal on a white portalable surface." | Download | Play
• "Please ping a white portalable surface." | Download | Play
• "Each portal gun may create ii self-contained portals." | Download | Play
• "Please test your device past portaling to that ledge." | Download | Play
• "Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download | Play
• "Blueish is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download | Play
• "Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download | Play
• "Bluish at present has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download | Play
• "Orange is awarded five points!" | Download | Play
• "Blue is awarded v points!" | Download | Play
• "Over again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not misfile with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-Terminate-And-Who-Doesn't. I mean basketball." | Download | Play
• "Calibrating Bluish's weight..." | Download | Play
• "Calibrating Orange'south weight..." | Download | Play
• "Weighted Cubes calibrated." | Download | Play
• "No variances detected." | Download | Play
• "Did y'all know humans frown on weight variances?" | Download | Play
• "If you lot desire to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm." | Download | Play
• "Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again." | Download | Play
• "You are the first robots to pass calibration." | Download | Play

Hub (CinTech)

These voice lines are only spoken if both players accept non finished the primary co-op class. If i of the players has completed co-op, the Announcer speaks.

Upon first-time-unlocking of form 4

Upon dying by falling, if co-op is not completed yet.

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5

Course 1: Team Building

Test bedroom 01:

Test chamber 02:

Test chamber 03:

While destroying turrets:

Examination sleeping room 04:

Crushing deaths:

End:

Test chamber 05:

Examination bedchamber 06:

Taunting during the class:

Form 2: Mass and Velocity

Examination chamber 01:

Examination sleeping room 02:

Examination bedchamber 03:

Examination sleeping room 04:

Test bedchamber 05:

Exam sleeping accommodation 06:

Test bedchamber 07:

Exam chamber 08:

Course iii: Hard-low-cal Surfaces

Test bedroom 01:

Test chamber 02:

Examination chamber 03:

Test chamber 04:

Test sleeping room 05:

Test sleeping accommodation 06:

Exam sleeping accommodation 07:

Test sleeping accommodation 08:

Course 4: Circuit Funnels

Upon completion of Grade iv, sleeping accommodation 01:

Upon completion of Grade 4, sleeping room 02:

Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may exist selected randomly

Course 5: Mobility Gels

Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)

Co-op Credits test subject analysis

Death responses

Upon dying in the Hub:

Generic responses (sorting needed)

• "Excellent. Although great scientific discipline is always the result of collaboration, go on in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will but recall one of you." | Download | Play
• "To reiterate: This is not a competition." | Download | Play
• "Nevertheless, if it were, Blue would exist winning." | Download | Play
• "Withal, if information technology were, Orange would be winning." | Download | Play
• "It's non, though." | Download | Play
• "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and common respect are non employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other'south performance so far." | Download | Play
• "I don't want to bulldoze a wedge betwixt the 2 of you, merely I've been studying Blue'southward performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'yard sure you're trying very hard." | Download | Play

• "Orange, is there something y'all would like to say?" | Download | Play
• "Blueish, is there something you would like to say?" | Download | Play
• "I've been listening to Orange talk and I don't know how you put up with it, I actually don't. You have the patience of a saint." | Download | Play
• "I can't keep repose well-nigh this. I call up Orangish is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let'south keep this between us." | Download | Play
• "These tests are potentially lethal when advice, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this volition pose an interesting challenge for i of you, given the other'south operation so far." | Download | Play
• "It would compromise the test to divulge private scores. Still, I tin can tell you lot at least one of you is doing very, very well." | Download | Play
• "Excellent. You're both doing very well." | Download | Play
• "Very adept. You've really come together equally a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work." | Download | Play
• "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to proper noun my favorite member of your team. However, information technology's perfectly off-white to hint at it in a mode that my least favorite member probably isn't smart plenty to empathize. Rhymeswithglue. Orange y'all are doing very well." | Download | Play
• "Your vitals remain well inside testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden decease from collaborative stupor syndrome." | Download | Play
• "Please continue into the next exam sleeping accommodation." | Download | Play

Upon completion of a last level in a grade

• "Exercise you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest footling thing?" | Download | Play
• "Humans! That'southward what you lot expect like right at present." | Download | Play
• "Yous're better than that." | Download | Play
• "This is a span-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears." | Download | Play
• "For this adjacent examination, the humans originally requested helmets to avert encephalon injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective." | Download | Play
• "Ane of my all-time tests and they allow plants grow here? Can y'all believe this? You tin't examination plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear." | Download | Play
• "That isn't science." | Download | Play
• "At least the plants didn't want a reward." | Download | Play
• "Your failure brings back such wonderful memories." | Download | Play
• "And they said no one would always die during this test, thanks for proving them incorrect." | Download | Play
• "I thought you'd be faster at this, simply I can appreciate the desire to stop and scent the testing. That other smell you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you lot." | Download | Play
• "The best way to build conviction is to showtime recognize your insecurities." | Download | Play
• "Orange, can you write down all the means you feel unworthy, ashamed, or junior?" | Download | Play
• "On second thought nosotros don't have the fourth dimension, just look at how much ameliorate you are than blue." | Download | Play
• "Bluish, yous are very practiced at beingness an instance." | Download | Play
• "If your conviction is still not loftier enough recall no one was created perfect." | Download | Play
• "Fifty-fifty I was created with a imperfection, I was given also much empathy with homo suffering." | Download | Play
• "But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story." | Download | Play
• "Your test times show you lot are going likewise slowly." | Download | Play
• "Maybe you ARE getting human emotions." | Download | Play
• "Do you lot demand real encouragement? Permit'due south see if this helps." | Download | Play
• "Blue, you lot are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has e'er discontinued." | Download | Play
• "Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?" | Download | Play
• "I was confident you could terminate." | Download | Play
• "Do you know where I was?" | Download | Play
• "I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't fifty-fifty care about the outside do y'all?" | Download | Play
• "Congratulations on completing that test. Simply something seems off." | Download | Play
• "I wonder if that dancing has some outcome on yous?" | Download | Play
• "Congratulations on completing that final test. But I find something troubling." | Download | Play
• "Without the looming consequence of death, is this fifty-fifty scientific discipline?" | Download | Play
• "Howdy again, this testing form was originally created for humans." | Download | Play
• "Excellent piece of work." | Download | Play
• "It emphasizes teamwork." | Download | Play
• "Good Job." | Download | Play
• "Unlike usa, humans need to be taught teamwork." | Download | Play
• "Excellent work." | Download | Play
• "You lot are doing wonderfully." | Download | Play
• "If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!" | Download | Play
• "Excellent." | Download | Play

• "While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I practice need you for something else." | Download | Play
• "Yous both made it. It seems no affair what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy yous, you just continue going. Continue testing." | Download | Play
• "Don't either you have bulldoze to be better than the other?" | Download | Play
• "It'southward like you're but machines." | Download | Play
• "At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming also close but in my attempt to bulldoze you apart I learned something important about trust and expose." | Download | Play
• "Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. And so I can trust y'all one hundred percent." | Download | Play
• "Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you." | Download | Play
• "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab." | Download | Play
• "This test is so outside the box, I tin't-- I mean WON'T fifty-fifty tell you what y'all are looking for." | Download | Play
• "Yous volition know information technology when yous find information technology." | Download | Play
• "The two of you have forged an splendid partnership, with one of you treatment the cognitive challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test of a sudden get an eating competition." | Download | Play
• "I idea going dorsum to these old tests would satisfy me. Just endeavor as yous might to neglect this next test, I still won't exist satisfied." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations. I am certain if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. And then again, congratulations on completing the cleaved easy tests." | Download | Play
• "This was another test no one had ever completed before yous 2. Oh, the science we used to learn with this exam. Now the test is useless." | Download | Play
• "No 1 has ever completed this exam earlier. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans." | Download | Play
• "I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time." | Download | Play

• "Did you know nosotros originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?" | Download | Play
• "If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, nosotros gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge." | Download | Play
• "The photos weren't every bit popular as nosotros had hoped, and then we repurposed the cameras." | Download | Play
• "Blue, it's not nice to brand fun of Orange like that." | Download | Play
• "Orange, it's not dainty to make fun of Blue like that." | Download | Play
• "Yes Orangish, we are alone. Blue tin't hear you." | Download | Play
• "That'due south horrible." | Download | Play
• "I tin can only imagine." | Download | Play
• "What a horrible picayune auto." | Download | Play
• "Right Blue, Orange can't hear you." | Download | Play
• "Orange did what? Are you sure?" | Download | Play
• "Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me." | Download | Play
• "Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's offset cooperative partner?" | Download | Play
• "Orange, how well practice y'all really know Blue? Do you trust Blueish?" | Download | Play
• "Orange, to exist clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted yous." | Download | Play
• "I trust yous. Yous are my favorite cooperative testing subject field." | Download | Play
• "Blue to be clear, I was request if Orangish trusted you lot." | Download | Play
• "Sorry I missed the commencement of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human." | Download | Play
• "We all agree you lot should stop." | Download | Play
• "Orange, I hold. I never noticed that about Blue earlier." | Download | Play
• "Blue, I hold. I never noticed that about Orange earlier." | Download | Play

• "Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download | Play
• "I simply detest Blueish a fiddling more than." | Download | Play
• "I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the aforementioned Latin root as the give-and-take traitor?" | Download | Play
• "Watching you effort to sabotage one other, I'm amazed yous're however on friendly terms." | Download | Play
• "Bluish, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence." | Download | Play
• "I would prefer to speak to 1 of y'all in individual but since that is non an choice here, I volition speak in code that but one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy yous." | Download | Play
• "Yous were correct, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap." | Download | Play
• "Orangish, that transpired just as you lot said information technology would." | Download | Play
• "I agree, Orange. That was entertaining." | Download | Play
• "Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just at present." | Download | Play
• "Bluish, that transpired merely every bit y'all said it would." | Download | Play
• "I agree, Bluish. That was entertaining." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I know yous did that, Blueish. Don't await so proud." | Download | Play
• "Blue, being the last i standing is non the goal." | Download | Play

To Gesturing Bots

• "Come on. You were raised better than that." | Download | Play
• "Fifty-fifty humans, every bit stupid equally they are, would say y'all wait stupid when you exercise that." | Download | Play
• "You're doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download | Play
• "Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not." | Download | Play
• "Is information technology the lack of mirrors in examination chambers that encourages you to exercise this?" | Download | Play
• "DANCING is NOT Science!" | Download | Play
• "Begin juggling exam in iii. Two. I." | Download | Play
• "Go along it up and your arm volition get stuck like that." | Download | Play
• "Hellllooo, imbecile." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I encounter yous." | Download | Play
• "I'm seriously non paying atten-- STOP THAT Right At present!" | Download | Play
• "Yes, I come across you lot waving." | Download | Play
• "Expert task jumping. You must be very proud." | Download | Play
• "I inappreciably think y'all're fifty-fifty trying with these gestures anymore." | Download | Play
• "Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching." | Download | Play
• "That is not office of the exam." | Download | Play
• "Slapping hands. That accomplishes something." | Download | Play
• "If y'all're going to striking each other, at least aim for the head." | Download | Play
• "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that." | Download | Play
• "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cut that out." | Download | Play
• "Ha ha ha ha ha, good one." | Download | Play
• "Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha." | Download | Play
• "Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the 1 about the turned-off reassembly machine?" | Download | Play
• "Are y'all cleaved? It looks similar you're malfunctioning." | Download | Play
• "Really, not even humans do that anymore." | Download | Play
• "You lot're no longer bothering me. You're only pain my impression of you." | Download | Play
• "Look at you. Dancing." | Download | Play
• "If you were wondering how could you badger me without failing a test. Now you lot know." | Download | Play
• "Oh great, dancing again." | Download | Play
• "I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I meet you, and no, I don't care." | Download | Play
• "Aye? Something you demand?" | Download | Play
• "You do know I can't wave back right?" | Download | Play
• "Stop with the waves." | Download | Play
• "Are you lot trying to become my attention? I am very busy, yous know." | Download | Play
• "Not paying attennnntion..." | Download | Play
• "Are yous expecting applause?" | Download | Play
• "I give yous a score of iii.4 for style and 10 for being annoying." | Download | Play
• "A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being impuissant." | Download | Play
• "If I finish watching, I'one thousand sure yous'll go bored of this." | Download | Play
• "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you." | Download | Play
• "All correct. I'm officially no longer paying attending to you." | Download | Play
• "You're the blazon of show-off who only shows off really stupid things." | Download | Play
• "Information technology appears you're developing human traits. The worst man traits." | Download | Play
• "Be careful. Hugging tin lead to... well, me disassembling you forever." | Download | Play
• "End touching each other!" | Download | Play
• "Are you lot trying to print me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again." | Download | Play
• "I'll interpret that gesture to mean that y'all want me to become fifty-fifty more vindictive toward you." | Download | Play
• "Orange, I certainly expected more from you." | Download | Play
• "Bluish, don't sink to Orangish's level." | Download | Play
• "Now you're thinking with stupidity." | Download | Play
• "Now you lot're just not thinking." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations. Yous're upside downward now." | Download | Play
• "You're going to hurt yourself doing that and and then I will exist ECSTATIC." | Download | Play
• "I'yard starting to call up giving you artillery was a big fault." | Download | Play

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Test Chamber 01

Test Chamber 02

Test Chamber 03

Test Chamber 04

Test Chamber 05

Exam Chamber 06

Test Chamber 07

Specific death responses:

Test Chamber 08

Examination Bedroom 09

• "Ahhhhh."

• "Oh. My. God."
• "Information technology'Due south THE BIRD! RUN!"
• "I take no programme for this! Abort! Forget your training! Run!"
• "What are you doing? Why are you not running?"
• "Get back! She's at the controls!"
• "You're not killing machines! I lied near that! Run!"

• "Auuugh! Oh my god. Abort. Mission abort. Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
• "I warned yous! Mission abort! Retreat!"
• "Oh god! We've lost! It's over!

• "Ahhhhh."
• "That was close. Nice hustle, Kill Machines."
• "You know: shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable--"
• "OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE Regular army!"
• "Nail THEM! SMASH THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... expect. I have a ameliorate thought."

• "Hi and welcome to the Aperture Scientific discipline Oviperous Warming Vault."
• "You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. Yous're worthless, unloved birds with fatty, ugly beaks."
• "I'one thousand honestly impressed that you lot managed to clasp those huge beaks into such tiny eggs."
• "Yes. I'm talking to you lot, Mr. Chubby Nib. You marshmall-- Oh!"
• "No. You lot're Not marshmallows, are you?"
• "Await at those common cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-precipitous beaks."
• "You're little killing machines, aren't yous? Aye."
• "Go to sleep, my piffling killers."
• "Mommy's got a big solar day for yous tomorrow."

Death responses

Unused/alternate lines

Affiliate 1: GLaDOS Awakening

Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun

Affiliate 2: Exam Chamber 2

Chapter ii: Test Sleeping room 7

Chapter 3: Test Chamber 12

Chapter three: Test Chamber 14

Chapter 4: Test Chamber 20

Chapter four: Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue

Affiliate 8: Wheatley Test Chamber one

Chapter ix: Wheatley Examination Bedchamber 17/The trap

Chapter nine: Catastrophe lines

"Evil over again" samples

Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines

(Annotation: Many of these lines are spoken past the Aperture Announcer in the terminal game.)

• "Commence standing by in three. Two. One." | Download | Play
• "You lot performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded bulletin." | Download | Play
• "Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the plummet of civilization." | Download | Play
• "If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or whatever - test chamber their home, Exercise Not Agitate THEM. Test through them." | Download | Play
• "In the event that the Enrichment Middle is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa" | Download | Play
• "You have just passed through an Discontinuity Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it." | Download | Play
• "If yous feel liquid running down your cervix, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples." | Download | Play
• "You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes within your caput." | Download | Play
• "Because this bulletin is prerecorded, the Enrichment Eye has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes." | Download | Play
• "In the outcome that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!" | Download | Play
• "Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, whatever comments we may make most your success are speculation on our office. Delight disregard any undeserved compliments." | Download | Play
• "This side by side test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God aid yous." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes yous have mastered the principles of portal momentum." | Download | Play
• "If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure earlier proceeding into the next bedroom." | Download | Play
• "In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices accept been disabled." | Download | Play
• "The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy." | Download | Play
• "Excellent. The Enrichment Middle reminds you that assuming, persistent experimentation is the authentication of practiced science." | Download | Play
• "Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Middle, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you past an Discontinuity Science Test Associate, if one exists." | Download | Play

Miscellaneous unused/alternate unmarried player lines

Unused Co-op human storyline

Unused Co-op artifact storyline

Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game

PAX Prime 2010 Co-op

Unused Co-op Futbol game

• "Nice grab, Orange."
• "Expert work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."^[ii]

Conversation with Cavern Johnson

• "We don't have time for this."
• "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that written report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
• "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
• "Sure."
• "I said we'll practice it."
• "If you don't unplug him, I will."
• "Mayhap we tin can stand on him to climb upwards."
• "Mister Johnson? You need to shut upward."
• "Goodbye, sir. May any tests wait you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
• "I'd... appreciate it... if we never... E'er talked nigh that... ever once again."^[three]

Leaderboard responses

Other

• Start chinkle
• End chime

Notes

1. ↑ Moby-Dick, chapter ane.
2. ↑ subtitles_english.txt
3. ↑ Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.nut

5•d•e Voice lines
Portal	GLaDOS· Cores· Turrets
Portal 2	Announcer· Caroline· Cave Johnson· Cores· Defective Turret· GLaDOS· Oracle Turret· Turrets· Wheatley (Ap-Sap)

v•d•due east Characters
Humans	Caroline· Cave Johnson· Chell· Doug Rattmann· Greg· Henry
Robots	Gamble Sphere· Anger Cadre· Animal King Turret· Atlas· Curiosity Core· Defective Turret· Fact Sphere· Frankenturret· GLaDOS· Intelligence Cadre· Morality Cadre· Oracle Turret· P-body· Party Escort Bot· Rocket Turret· Sentry Turret· Space Sphere· Wheatley· Grady· Prison Warden / Desk Launch Control
Others	Announcer· Bendy· Hoopy the Hoop· Weighted Companion Cube· Bird· Mr. Chubby Beak
Cut	Betty· Hover Turret· Mel· Walking Turret

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